Category: Spam

Update on Those Time-Wasters

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So, what rubbish emails and calls have there been to Brooklands Radio station in the last few days?

A company named Toople trying to sell us business broadband. – never heard of them.

A company offering merchant cash advances against sales – we’re a volunteer radio station – we don’t sell stuff.

A Captain Tim of the US Army 82nd Airborne division serving in Afghanistan. He wants help with securing two trunks and will pay handsomely for that help. He wants to know my name, address, telephone number, occupation and a copy of my drivers licence , which of course contains birth date and a photo. – This couldn’t possibly be an attempt at identity theft. NO. Never.

An email from a company telling us about a private jet service in Hong Kong – no use to us – we only ever use helicopters.

An email from an SEO company says “Over 80% of people in your industry search for and buy your products online” – Generic rubbish.

A set of emails titled “Contractor Working”, “Payroll Solutions”, “Contractor Call” etc.. advertising systems for contract workers. – This is just lead generation. The marketing company sending this stuff will earn money for every reply they pass onto their client.   

These people just waste our time and clog up the Internet with rubbish.

Pre-Paid Return Envelopes

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Do you get those letters from finance companies saying you have been pre-approved for a loan or a credit card?

Often they have pre-paid return envelopes.

Now that’s an opportunity too good to miss.

Send it back to them complete with whatever other sales letters you got that day (don’t leave your address on anything though) or send them back folded sheets of newspaper or any rubbish to hand.

Or you can be creative – fill the envelope with confetti or shredded sales leaflets.

They pay the postage whatever the contents. It’s their envelope – you’re just returning it to them.

If we all return the envelopes then perhaps they’ll stop sending out the stupid letters that we don’t want.

This is Nasty: Investment in Burial Plots

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We received an email at the radio station titled “Rainham Cemetery – 40% Returns within 24 months

They want to make money somehow from a cemetery. That’s worrying.

The email is from KT Marketing and seems to be genuine.

It says “Purchase one of the last available burial plots in Greater London, well below market value.

Returns paid within 24 months. Burial space to run out within 10 years in the South East.”

So, they seem to be saying that there are few burial plots left in London so buy them now and sell them back to the people who will be desperate to get one for their beloved relatives and thence have to pay exorbitant prices because of nasty little horrors who’ve bought up the few remaining plots.

How could you sleep at night if you made money off the back of bereaved people.

This is a nasty business.